Article: Studio Employees

Many fictitious people have worked for the Studio over the years. Below is a roster of people and what their positions are.

James Oglethorpe
Mr. Oglethorpe works for the Metal XOR Press division of the company. He is responsible for all of the printed projects that come out of the Studio including posters, lyric booklets, and more. His biggest achievement was in 1996 when he was credited as being the editor of the Mune Mud book titled Olympus: Mountain or Molehill? He also wrote a page called "About the Author" explaining Stanislaw Mishra's mysterious involvement with the Studio that appeared in the back of that same book. He recently set up the Scribd account that provides embedded documents in posts.

Sir Richard Ruthonestu
He is the orchestra conductor that the Studio hires when an orchestral part needs to be recorded. He comes from Oil City, Pennsylvania, and takes his conducting seriously. He was credited as the orchestra conductor on the 1999 ORC album Purging the Great Abyss. He is always on standby for the Studio if it should ever need his services.

Alumdar "101" Windwalk
He is the Studio photographer and keeper of the photo archive. He recently helped create some blog projects in association with Flickr and link it all together. He is the newest employee of the Studio.

The NueroMorgue Band
Most of the NueroMorgue album was recorded by one person, but for the live performances there were four additional members:
Agnus Dei - lead guitar
Venus Psyche - rhythm guitar
Python XYZ - bass guitar
El Cid minor - drummer

Stanislaw Mishra
No one is really sure who this person is.

Gargoyle
We're not sure who or what this is either.


There are many, many more employees that have pooled their talents into making the Studio what it is today, the list is too long for this blog post. But the Studio extends a gracious THANK YOU to all who have made the Studio a success and next Monday there will be a plastic spineless yucca plant on each and every desk.

[A group picture was scheduled but Alumdar contracted some strange itchy spots and was too ill to take the picture. He has fully recovered and regrets any inconvenience it may have caused.]